"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
THIS IS ME I HAVE LITERALLY SAID THIS MULTIPLE TIMES(via righttimewrongline)
College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”
*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*
You’d lose your mind trying to understand mine
so cal vibes